i would happily invite you to breakfast, but there are a few things
you should know before you join us.
i pour my cereal out of the bowl and onto my plate.
92% of the yogurt will be eaten, while 6% will end up on your shirt, in my diaper, and in your hair.
(we can never say for certain where the remaining 2% ends up.)
i will not share my blueberries with you, don't even look at them.
your coffee will get cold.
breakfast is my favorite. how about you?